A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
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When the amount of fecal waste in a porta potty has risen out of the blue liquid. It is forming a mountain of unimaginable foulness. You gonna just add to the mound? Gonna look for a patch of woods? Stand in line for another potty that might be mounded higher? Hurry the fuck up. The line behind you is very impatient!
"Beware of that shitter, man."
"Is it that bad?"
"It's out of the blue. I'd head for the woods if I were you."
"Fuck it, man. I've waited this long. I'll just stack another block on the ole pyramid."
"Is it that bad?"
"It's out of the blue. I'd head for the woods if I were you."
"Fuck it, man. I've waited this long. I'll just stack another block on the ole pyramid."
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I just got the Stuff Every Woman Should Know book from Urban Outfitters. It includes things like, "how to sew a button back on" and "how to smile at people you don't like." SO progressive
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person 1: *standing there*
person 2: *creeps up on person 2 and bites theyre shoulder*
person 1: OUCH!
person 2: shark bite out of water! MWAHAHAHA
person 1: heyyyyyyyyy
person 2: MWHAHAHAHHA >:)
person 2: *creeps up on person 2 and bites theyre shoulder*
person 1: OUCH!
person 2: shark bite out of water! MWAHAHAHA
person 1: heyyyyyyyyy
person 2: MWHAHAHAHHA >:)
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2. when you imagintation is flying sky-high perversely, naughty or so.
2. when you imagintation is flying sky-high perversely, naughty or so.
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Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.
People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!
Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.
People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!
Tiffany: LOL OMG THIS SHIRT WAS $92839 4 FROM URBAN!
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.
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