double bum

A comical way to describe a woman, as they have a "bum" both at the front and rear.
as used by Jimmy Carr

stopping in with the double bum tonight

by Marc Cooper November 14, 2007

Bum Mess

A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell

It smells like you made a bum mess.

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

Bum Drop

The act of taking hard drugs via inserting them into your anus for immediate pleasure.

I love it when my boyfriend and I go to brighton and bum drop some squizz.

by squizzyboy October 20, 2008

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

bum clown

a homosexual that doesent realise no one wants his bum

look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .

by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009

Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

by Jackoffcreamsoda January 12, 2011