Ohio

Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.

No one ever returns from Ohio with their sanity.

by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022

ohio

represents a hellish alternative state residing in the U.S, this is where the Vietnam war took place, many people died in this horrific battle

naw that mf def from ohio

my grandma just got raped by a T-REX gotta be ohio

SAWG LIKE OHIO DOWN IN OHIO

by T3NTOES October 16, 2022

Ohio

Where the weirdest things happen.

Ahh yes the people floating in the sky is 100% normal in Ohio

by Bluelobster234231 October 19, 2022

Ohio

The first thing to do when you get to Ohio is leave. Fucking leave. It’s terrible.

Jimmy- I went to Ohio this weekend

Tom- what did you do there
Jimmy- I left

by SuckD1ck4Bus$AndWalkHome January 15, 2022

Perkins ohio

People who don't know how to drive but to make up for that they have a good sports team.

I almost got hit by some ape driving a car yesterday in Perkins ohio.

by El Caydo January 21, 2022

Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.

Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.

by reese dimattia May 18, 2022

Ohio

Yo VIP, let's kick it
Ice, ice baby
Ice, ice baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice

Ohio is better than Michigan

by BigDickBee73 March 14, 2022