african oak

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.

by Elrozz March 30, 2017

West oak

A squad or gang that originated about 30 minutes south of Dallas in a town called Red oak. These people that are in this gang usually hang around the west side of red oak where all the action goes down. They are known to throw bomb parties and get girls pregnant at them.

Bro what you doing Friday night?
Going to get fucked up at a West oak party!

by Big strong boy April 20, 2017

Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.

1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Smokey Oakey

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.

"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."

by banditnarrator March 9, 2018

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

highland oaks middle

Hoes of miami

Do you know that wet from highland oaks middle?

by Dr.Kromwell October 26, 2018