Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.

She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!

by rlobster December 24, 2016

Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.

noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.

by MostValuableB November 25, 2018

Shafty Nut

Sexy ass kid named Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is hot asf

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.

M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."

by InDedede July 3, 2022

Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off

Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts

by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019

Nut Vertigo

The weird feeling you get in your nuts when you go on a roller coaster

“Bro why do you hate going to six flags so much?”
“I always get nut vertigo”

by adv7 December 14, 2019

Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010