Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

thumbs up

people who put a thumbs up are homosexual

-“oh yeah did you see he did a thumbs up”
“he’s definitely gay!”

by skrt1 April 12, 2022

Kentucky thumb

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"

Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?

by Scott the hero May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.

My girl just told me we can try the "Kentucky Thumb" tonight. Im both aroused and scared.

by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.

I’m totally going to Kentucky thumb Kristine later tonight.

by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021

Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal

by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020