whiskey shits

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.

1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.

by DiggleZ July 26, 2006

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stress shit

When you are stressed over anything important and your body decides now is the perfect time for you to need to take a shit.

Before every test Billy has to take a stress shit before he leaves his house.

by Mike Oxdragon August 19, 2013

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niggerish as shit

phrase: the act of being very niggerly and or taking niggerdom to the next level.

"Tyler was acting niggerish as shit when Phil fucked his ex-girlfriend at his own party."
"Alex was feeling niggerish as shit when he found out he was adopted and was a crack baby from a black mother."

by Phunnyphil August 25, 2011

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shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

by blankenship1 May 19, 2010

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Shit's Deep

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.

Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."

by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011

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