The Muffin Joke

A widely known joke of uncertain origin involving two personified muffins residing within an oven.

Has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. As with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first muffin's comment, but faithfully ending with "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A well known version of The Muffin Joke:

So these two muffins are chillin' in a oven, right? The first muffin says to the second muffin: "Ahh! We're in an oven..." The second muffin says to the first muffin: "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

muffin crust

The fat that overflows out of the sides of a female's lowrising pants (kind of looks like the crust of a muffin). She shouldnt be wearing them if she has muffin crust.

dude. that girl shouldn't wear a bikini. check out that muffin crust

by ndn September 4, 2005

Muffin

A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc...

But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread! Yep, the enlgish muffin! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.

Me: Who ate the last muffin?
My friend: Me.
Me: You're dead now!
My friend: :O

by Eric :) July 1, 2009

Cheese Muffins

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)

mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin

by Derek Doo October 7, 2003

g-muffin

1. An annoying person.
2. One who wears too many G-Unit shirts.
3. A person who thinks they're black just because theyre not white

1. Someone shut that G-Muffin up! he talks too much!
2. Isn't this the 13th day in a row that kid wears G-Unit shirts in a row?
3. HA! Look at that guy, he thinks hes black.

by donkey kong September 12, 2004

wimpy muffin

adj. Used to describe a male whom is lacking in strength and or testosterone. this thyp of person my also have an afinity for the male gender. Also known as a girly man

pee wee herman, toby , Nathan, are wimpy muffins, because they are girly men.

by Johnny Krsitel May 10, 2006

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010