Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Mesprit

A super talented vampire who stole the heart of a mad scientist. An awesome father to his starving fairy and secret agent assassin. An amazing friend who is also incredible at playing Paladins, Ace Attorney, Fire Emblem and Undertale. Awesome at singing and playing the piano <3. Je T'aime toujour darling.

Mesprit may not be a prize, but he is certainly priceless ;P

by BethanyXuDee2019 May 21, 2020

Messable

Fun to play with

Your hair is very messable

by Aires_star_385 May 24, 2020

meshuggenah

Yiddish word meaning:

1) noun: crazy person

2) adj: crazy, insane, deranged, batshit

Related to: meshugas

1) Only a meshuggenah would actually watch InfoWars.

2) The president is a grade-A, meshuggenah asshole who quenches his thirst with only the finest Russian hooker urine that money can buy.

by Dr. Dreidel, M.D June 8, 2020

messy stressy lemon depressy

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy

Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

by YellowChickens April 9, 2021

meshuggy

A word typically used when moving furniture or household items. It refers to changing the orientation of the object being moved in a cramped hallway or tight spot in order to slide it in, or make it fit.

We had to meshuggy the couch at the landing of the stairwell to make the turn.

by duglasfresh April 28, 2021

Mesa Tilley

Mesa is a person that you think is rude when you first meet her but when you get to know her shes really sweet and protective she is what you look for in a best friend and you never wanna lose her and if you do your life will not be complete!!!!

Girl:Is that Mesa Tilley
Boy:Yes thats my bestie YOU GO GIRL
Girl:Wow i wish was my bestie!!!

by Hewwo ;) May 26, 2021