masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,

oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation

by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021

Masturbate

Verb

To stroke your penis up and down until white shit comes out the top.

I masturbate every night.

by Joetherealone September 29, 2021

chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024

Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024