lazyassphobia

Having a phobia of a lazy ass bitch or bastard

or
an excuse of not partnering up with some lazy fucktard

Pronounced: la-ze-AS-uh-pho-be-A

Kid: Teacher! I have lazyassphobia I can't partner up with Brian He's a lazy FUCK!

Guy1: Hey man I just got back from Su-WHAT THE FUCK!

Guy2: Hey man I'm just laying here not doing any of things you told me to do

Guy1: GET THE FUCK OUT!

by The Flashing Tiger December 30, 2013

lazyriver

The non productivity-related part of the intertubes that you float along when trying to procrastinate. This includes Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, most forums, and checking your personal email for the twelfth time in the last five minutes.

No I didn't go to the store today, but the lazyriver did give me this cute picture of a kitten.

by TildeWill January 26, 2010

lazyd

a 2 faced useless person who thinks hes hot shit but hes just a fat little boy

lazyd.....your useless

by JONNY March 20, 2005

lazybo

someone who is extremely lazy and won't get up to do anything for anyone.

Why won't you have sex with me, you are such a lazybo.

by master cummer December 6, 2006

lazylator

Another word for the elevator (the regular one in buildings). Commonly used when you take the elevator instead of stairs after lunch to go up one floor only!

"We are definitely taking the lazylator after that lunch at Lisa's"

by sotos June 14, 2007

lazyfaced

a slang term used to described the effects of ketamine, an animal tranqualizer.

dude, im so lazyfaced i cant even feel my legs.

by bowie thunda October 14, 2008

lazyday

A day in which Gaybar and his slag of a girlfriend spend the day romping about his sweaty room.

"Hope you got the money off Sean, and im not going in college on Friday if you fancy a lazyday before we go out?"

by Bodge&Cook January 16, 2009