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just wana vote

just wana vote by SizzBacon August 25, 2021

Just like in the reals 

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

Just a sec 

The biggest lie ever told by Google
Google : just a sec

Time : Tf u mean
Just a sec by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!
"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"

just_taylee 

just_taylee is a content creator on TikTok.
They use they/she pronouns
OMG is that just_taylee! Their so pretty!
OMG is that just_taylee! She’s so pretty
just_taylee by Enndndne September 10, 2021

just_frost_i_guess 

β€œyoo just_frost_i_guess followed me”
just_frost_i_guess by Kurayami-San September 10, 2021