by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 03, 2019
A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday
Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC
by The big penis lover September 13, 2016
by Steviewondersatanbaby April 09, 2011
That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.
by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 09, 2018
The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”
by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 09, 2018
Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.
by averagealien02 July 11, 2018