When you fart and it smells so bad people think that the trash needs to be taken out but really it someones ass that needs to be put in the trash
Eww! You need to take out the trash it stinks! Already took it it out, just a trash can fart. Well you need to get your ass into to the trash.
by Lafkareski June 14, 2019
Get the Trash can fartmug. The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009
Get the The Trash Can Wizardmug. Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).
Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.
Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.
Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...
by Unsatisfied Drinker August 17, 2010
Get the Cold Can Syndromemug. A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.
There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022
Get the These People Can Votemug. A version of capitalism based on telling people what to buy and how to live in order to force them to behave in ways that solves climate change.
Often involves establishing rules around what people 'can do' and therefore what they 'cannot do'.
The concept was designed in Australia as an alternative to 'cannot-do' capitalism, where people were empowered to make their own choices as there were no rules proscribing what they could not do. Also related to laissez faire economics.
Often involves establishing rules around what people 'can do' and therefore what they 'cannot do'.
The concept was designed in Australia as an alternative to 'cannot-do' capitalism, where people were empowered to make their own choices as there were no rules proscribing what they could not do. Also related to laissez faire economics.
by Aceyducey November 10, 2021
Get the can-do capitalismmug. An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.
by Cous Cous June 7, 2009
Get the Tuna Can Doomug. by PussyEater69000 December 23, 2020
Get the white trash canmug.