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Hipster

Someone who spends a lot of money to dress like they don't have any.
by Skitten October 4, 2005
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Hipster-Hop

Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. See Hopster
She was really in to hipster-hop because she liked electronica but was trying to become interested in rap.
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
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Hipster male: A total pussy possessing the fashion sense of an adolescent school girl, poor motor skills and below average hand-eye coordination. Cannot fix anything mechanical. Displays little to no athleticism. Listens to Coldplay while smoking pot and updating Pinterest page. Little success in longer term relationships as strong-willed women typically leave to pursue more sexually accomplished and career focused males. Can be seen on YouTube getting his ass kicked at an "Occupy This" demonstration. His grandfather who drives a truck, fought in Korea and worked three jobs to put his children through college is sickened by him.

Hipster female: A brat who never shuts the fuck up and possesses the fashion sense of an adolescent male. Has a false sense of confidence displayed by non-stop talking and pseudo-male behavior. Changes her life direction sporadically and frequently due to lack of any real male companionship (a result of interaction with above mention hipster males). Sexually frustrated and therefore occasionally acts out bisexually. Usually the "alpha" in the relationship with her aforementioned hipster male partner whom she usually has a much higher income than.
Hipster Male: "Babe, have you seen my pork-pie hat?"

Hipster Female: "It's on the nightstand next to your Bukowski novel and the "epic" strap-on I use to defile you. By the way, I'm going out for drinks with your sister."

Hipster Male: "Any way you could drop me off at the Apple store?"
by WhiteWilly November 27, 2012
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Dirty Hipster

Like a dirty sanchez, only the feces are rubbed on the chin in a goatee shape, instead of across the upper lip.
Ariel looked so hot in her horn rimmed glasses, I had to give her a dirty hipster to complete the look.
by Hipsteree January 21, 2012
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HIPSTER

there is nothing wrong with being hipster, all long as u dont label yourself as it.

you believe in supporting little businesses by eating at local coffee shops instead of corrupted corporations like starbucks.

talk about humanity and art like music, films, lit, travel, history-instead of dumb trends and stupid pop culture references.--dont watch the oc..

shop at thrift stores meaning that they dont belive in paying $150 for a fricking pair of jeans when they can get them for $40.

are usually liberal so they believe in civil rights and dont support the "democratic" govt of the u. s. of fricking a-hole that has messed up almost every other coutnry, and cant get their shit together to actually help their own citizens.

whats wrong with being ''''hipster'''' if its just our new generation being more open-minded and not taking psuedo-coool societies crap?
hipster: i like indie movies from sundance and go to the Pannikin.

dumb other person: i watch one tree hill and drink 5 starbuck's a day...
by sarah g. r. October 22, 2006
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Hipster

Pretentious, pseudo-intellectuals generally sporting thick-rimmed glasses and some stupid plaid shirt they purchased at Urban Outfitters. Generally, they own flickr accounts with all of their flat, generic pictures on them and try to pass themselves off as artists despite the fact they probably only know how to use a point and shoot. They listen to non-conformist indie music that usually includes meaningless lyrical content, poor vocals, and monotonous tones. They also partake in said non-conformist bands, over estimating their musical talents as they do all their other art forms.
The elusive hipsters in their natural habitat:

Claude: Omg let's go up to Williamsburg and go buy some ironic fashions at the flea market. Isn't it cool that we're 19-years-old and wear old people sweaters?

Felix: Yeah and then we can go back to my house and listen to Passion Pit!
by Bitter_ass_bitch June 17, 2010
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Pretentious Anti-Hipster

A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
by HunterPreyHipster March 22, 2011
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