to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.
by yyou November 2, 2003
Get the 1 hand surfer mug.This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.
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A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.
by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
Get the Captain's Hand mug.Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
by Aiden Mars April 12, 2008
Get the my left hand mug.Hades as used in the bible means the place of the dead, the grave pit. Hades is also used to indicate being spiritually dead, as used by Jesus in the Lazarus and the rich man illustration. Hades means the same thing as Sheol as far as the bible is concerned, only Sheol was Hebrew and Hades was Greek. See a Greek quote of a Hebrew scripture to prove this:
Psalm 16:10 - For You will not abandon me to Sheol; You will not allow Your Faithful One to see the Pit.
Acts 2:31 - He was not left in Hades, and His flesh did not experience decay.
In Greek mythology the meaning of Hades described more elaborately “the world of the dead.” These ideas about the place Hades represented in Greek mythology were eventually grandfathered into the bible’s teachings regarding the place of the dead.
For some time around and after 325 C.E. when Rome was in the process of converting to Christianity, there was pressure for the church to cater their teachings to the beliefs of pagan nations in order to gain pagan converts. In consequence of these modified doctrines, much of what is taught among Christendom today regarding the state of the dead was actually taken from Egyptian and Greek beliefs of these subjects.
Psalm 16:10 - For You will not abandon me to Sheol; You will not allow Your Faithful One to see the Pit.
Acts 2:31 - He was not left in Hades, and His flesh did not experience decay.
In Greek mythology the meaning of Hades described more elaborately “the world of the dead.” These ideas about the place Hades represented in Greek mythology were eventually grandfathered into the bible’s teachings regarding the place of the dead.
For some time around and after 325 C.E. when Rome was in the process of converting to Christianity, there was pressure for the church to cater their teachings to the beliefs of pagan nations in order to gain pagan converts. In consequence of these modified doctrines, much of what is taught among Christendom today regarding the state of the dead was actually taken from Egyptian and Greek beliefs of these subjects.
Then the sea gave up its dead, and Death and Hades gave up their dead; all were judged according to their works.
by coupedehill September 23, 2009
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In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
by BDT December 2, 2004
Get the cock hand mug.The action of putting your hand outstretched onto a friends shoulder in a patronising way when they embarass themselves or generally get owned, humiliated or say something silly.
Person 1: I can't beleive I spilt my drink all over me :(
Person 2: *puts hand on shoulder* hand of concern :)
Person 2: *puts hand on shoulder* hand of concern :)
by Eliot'z April 25, 2009
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