Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia

Ratatatata

The jack hammer onomatopoeia goes like "Ratatatata"

by JDeen April 12, 2020

Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.

I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.

by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020

Bavarian hammer

Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.

I gave the stripper a Bavarian hammer. She soaked me down.

by Jlamb September 21, 2020

star hammer

The top tier individual of any family. The pinnacle of excellence. A nickname for someone who is seen as the only reason a family is well known.

Also known as a Super Rich Bollywood Actor.

Among the three brothers, Hrishi and Kailash were not Star Hammers.

In the Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas would be the Star Hammer.

by OkayGotem October 14, 2020