GOD 

Ginger of Death

A GOD is a ginger (Male only), who is capable of exterminating by staring. (No effect against other gingers). Every kill is an extra freckle. When a GOD dies, a new one will arise from the ashes.

GOD by Senorpendejo March 12, 2015

God 

The father of the Lord Jesus Christ.

"I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other strange gods before me"

God by gEt ReKt BoI December 9, 2017

God 

Not Mitsuru

Mitsuru: I am god
Everyone with more then one brain cell: You should die

God by Johntherandomperson December 5, 2018

God 

God is someone that will be with you through everthing.
Goals.
Obstacle.
Disaster.

God will always be with us.

God by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019

God 

the only way to get to heaven. without beliving in jesus christ (gods son) and belving that he died on the cross for all of man kinds sins there is no way to get to heaven. no matter how poor or rich or powerfull or weak you will not get to heaven but will burn in the lake of fire with all the other non belivers for ETERNITY. God is the creator of heaven and earth. u better turn before you burn because the day of judgement is coming

turn from satan and his evil ways and follow God

God by a true beliver August 5, 2010

God 

When a person gets so bored that they decide to spell dog backwards and search it on google

OMG i'm so bored.....I know, i'll search Dog backwards to see what comes up.....oh look its God

God by Jimbobharrisonill July 22, 2011

God 

A spiritual deity who balances all of life and judges all. If you make fun of Him, he'll probably kill you and send you to Hell.

Oh God! Please don't kill me and send me to Hell for making fun of you!

God by Sean August 13, 2004