fake tan

will make you orange

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"

by querky June 22, 2015

Fake Love

No. 2 Tracklist of Love Yourself 轉 'Tear' and It has RIAA Certificate as well as DNA and MIC Drop (feat. Desiigner) Steve Aoki Remix

Jimin: I'm so sick of this Fake Love.
Jin: I'm so sorry but its Fake Love.

by ARMYnism August 15, 2018

fuck the fake people!

people that feel power over other people when being fake and fucking themselves over.

P1: fuck the fake people!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

fake

Internet Forums' new curse word used to describe remotely ANY possible video on the internet. The level of negative energy that is emitted by FAKE is comparable as that to an annoying movie goer who spoils the movie that you watch, or the viewer who spoils the magic trick that you see, or the viewer who suffers from an inferiority complex and copes by demeaning the essence of any form of media by babbling of how something is fake.

"Omg, did you see the guy who was shot in the face? That was so fake!"
"I saw this vid where someone threw his monitor down 2 floors. That was so FAKE!"
"I just saw a video about anything. that was so FAKE!"
"Did you see the video about the cat who chased the ball? That was so FAKE! They dubbed in the ball with a greenscreen! See? You can see the lines!!!!!1111"

by Franico November 11, 2006

fake azz Jamaican

A person who tries to adapt the customs and mannerisms of someone from Jamaica, even though they have no connection with the natives, other than being a wannabee.

Look at that fake azz Jamaican with the dreads and Bob Marly jacket. That jabronie is from friggin' Guyana!

by unstable bob gable February 23, 2004

Fake-up

another word for makeup...especially when a girl has it caked on.

Yeah she was pretty, but she had waaay too much fake-up on.

by SamanthaCooper January 14, 2005

fake handoff

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.

Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.

by L. Keen September 21, 2003