Fiver

1. Noun. A hand job.

Guy 1: So, did you get lucky last night?
Guy 2: No, but she slipped me a fiver.

by Irawkithardcore July 30, 2009

five-point-slow

Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.

I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.

by the8217 May 28, 2008

fivesies

Definition #1: When a person is seated and needs to get up for any reason they would call fivesies and have their seat held for the duration of five minutes.

Definition #2: The age five.

Example #1.Mel: "I need a drink fivesies on the chair."

Example #2.Jerry: "You act like you are fivesies."

by Baxter Wells September 1, 2008

Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

Korean High Five

It's a slap in the private parts.

"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."

by I'll Burn You! April 28, 2009

Five Year Itch

It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!

Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.

by ScratchyTheMenace December 4, 2012

five nights at freddy's

the scariest fucking game ever. if you beat it you are awesome

I JUST FINISHED THE FIFTH NIGHT OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!!!

by sprinkly September 21, 2014