Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

ethical fishing

Flirt with a girl, reel her in and throw her back into the sea

Don't fuck her Danny you have a girlfriend!

Don't worry mate , I won't fuck her, It's just ethical fishing.

by Dannyboioioi August 23, 2016

fish store

A brothel, namely because the whores' vaginas smell like fish. See also fishmonger

"I hit up the fish store last night"
"perv"

by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

johobo fish

A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!

Damn is that a Johobo Fish

by Bro can you not June 13, 2016

fish-gutting

Having heterosexual relations.

A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?

B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.

A: Sweet!

by Lthm July 25, 2006

Batty Fish

A gay person that stinks like fish because he nutted over James charles

Oh Jonathan you smell like batty fish

Jonathan:yeah I did it over James charles

by Bumboclaat roley March 8, 2020

fish mush

Over processed fish, usually cod, served in low budget establishments. It is not intended to have gained a squishy texture and appearance, but the taste is not affected.

"I dipped my fish mush in this tartar sauce and now I don't know which one's which."

by Esteban!!! February 11, 2009