Face Pocket

Another word for your mouth, which is specifically used for blowjobs.

Amanda: "Shut your face pocket!"

Alan: "Dude, Holly totally let me put it in her face pocket last night!"
Steve: "Yeah, man! High five!"

by Laurizzlebeingdirty September 29, 2011

Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

face-vacuum

A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)

"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."

by Jeez April 28, 2012

Face Cone

Blow job with an ice cream

I want a face cone.
Last night we were face coning all night.
That makes me want to face cone you.

by Mandiville1 July 25, 2012

face virginity

a person's first kiss. getting its name along the same lines as virginity, but with your face.

Otaku 1, "OMG, Senpai just took my face virginity!11!!!!11"
Otaku 2, "You and John-senpai kissed?!11?!1"

by Dirk-senpai April 24, 2014

face goals

what dumbass friend who think that they are cool and like memes, when actually they are white girls who drink Starbucks.

Friend : *sees a funny photo of a face* WOW OMG FACE GOALS
Person who uses memes correctly : *cringes into oblivion*

by hitsuji July 2, 2016

face down

Purchasing an expensive product using cash, literally putting Benjamin's face, down.

"man I bought that bentley face down, ALL CASH"

by Degreez February 21, 2018