Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.

by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023

Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Freaky Eye

To check some out; usually a creepy or eerie way.

Man: You know that new waitress over at the Bingo Lounge? She's been giving me the freaky eye.

Woman: You mean the whore the big tits hanging down her knees? excerpt from Halloween(2007)

by Mapp008 June 1, 2009

evil eye

“evil eye” protects you from harm and the evil eye stare.

“she is wearing evil eye jewelry so it’s better if we don’t make fun of her”

by lennicore August 10, 2022

Coke eye

Adjective: Used to describe the drooping, greying and wrinkled skin around the eyes of long term amphetamine users.

Noun: The process of gradual drooping, greying and wrinkling of the skin around the eyes as a result of prolonged amphetamine consumption.

"Remember when Lindsay Lohan started in going coke eyed in 2010?"

by Happyc0c0nuts November 4, 2017

under-eye

To refuse to make eye contact.

The dude was talking to me, but he under-eyed me the whole time.

by Word Hound Nazi July 8, 2014

eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.

jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china

by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020