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flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.
When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.
by apink May 26, 2010
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dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.
"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."
by Fauxby K February 21, 2020
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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016
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follower dump

When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.
Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."

Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."

Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."
by HanTheMan34 January 13, 2021
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Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.
Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.
by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019
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