doomosh

When you jam your penis in someones forehead leaving a imprint of your unholy penis.

I doomoshed that bitch because she was eating crackers while giving me head.

by edward hsi May 13, 2005

DOOMSLAG

like a slag only worse!!! usually infested with aids herpes clap and other such std's

jonny- she's such a doomslag!
benn- who?
jonny- chalotte
benn- yeah! proper munter! but that wouldnt stop you!

by the mighty ring master March 31, 2009

doomrider

a guy who has a hot girlfriend he likes to conspire with. he uses her to bait other men with, and then he confronts the victim when they try to make a move, or he laughs at them when she rejects them.

guy 1: "She's totally into you. Did you see how she was looking at you?"
guy 2: "Yeah but its just a setup. Her doomrider boyfriend is standing at 5:00. Its obviously a trap."

by santaclaustrophobic November 27, 2009

doomcel

Someone so cucked by the Doomsday fearmongering in mainstream media that they either can't or not longer want to get laid. Variant of Haz from Infrared's coomcel

Cuck 1: You hear we only have ten years left til the end of the world?

Cuck 2: Yeah, it's made me a real doomcel.

Gorilla: You're both cucks

by doomcell May 27, 2021

Doomer Moment

The act of being a little bitch. Nihilistic freaks who read one book on philosophy and suddenly they're the smartest/ most woke person in the room. Their core beliefs are void of any belief at all ( the belief that there is no inherent meaning, value, or order to life), they don't necessarily have to believe this, they just say doomer shit to sound deep. A doomer moment in specific is when they say the most unhappy, unadulterated cringe to either feel slightly above you or to excuse their troglodyte activities.

"I love long walks."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."

by ollie.j April 7, 2022

satanic doomsday cult

help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do

help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

doomer

n.

Used by the peak oil community to refer to those who believe that the end of the oil age will also mean the end of human society.

I'm a doomer 'cos wind and nuclear will never cut it, and hydrogen's a pipe dream.

You're doomerosity is only so high 'cos you're suffer from apocophilia.

by Jaymax September 26, 2005