doobiefrank

Someone who is a bit of an idiot on occasion. They can be intellegent most of the time, but once in a blue moon the will do something so clueless that you can't understand how they ever got that job or into that school.

"Crystal got 2400 on the SAT's, but she still has no idea that fish need water to breathe..."
"Damn, she's a doobiefrank, ain't she?"
"Yea man, your telling me."

by Phillipson December 9, 2007

Doggieface [Dogface]

Another way to say "dog."

This is my Doggieface Dogface *points to dog*

by lady who isnt a bird. larkyn. October 17, 2008

Dookie Port

The port in which dookie is released out of the ass.

My Dookie Port was hurting after my long stint in prison.

by Tyler,Tevor, Ryan June 15, 2008

dookie lizard

a gay man.

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.

by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009

Dooglet

A Dooglet is a sweet, cute, eccentric guy who loves David Bowie.

You may find a Dooglet working a 9 to 5 shift at a shitty Starbucks in your local town.

by D-yoonit March 28, 2011

Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011

dookie cramp

an massive cramp you get before you have to poop

dude , i just had a dookie cramp
guy , do you have to poop

by sychic January 1, 2012