Big Dick Dave

When you throw tons of money into the pot during a poker game only to lose it all because you're bluffing.

Oh, there's big dick dave throwing his money away.

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022

Dave

Child abuse

Dave loves cookies

by Dave cookie lover July 9, 2019

Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about myrtle beach. Realize NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave: Me and my girlfriend just broke up what am i gonna do.

Me: The ginger?

Dave: yea

Me: well as Martin Luther King Jr. said "Free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we are free at last."

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011

krynn dave

A dirty ass canadian that needs to be shot in the anus.

That guy is such a krynn dave.

by eternity September 18, 2003

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

Dave

A gay nigger faggot who is so sensitive that you could pop his ass cheeks like a balloon. He shits on walls and is also known as Gave for his homosexual tendencies and need to watch gay porn.

Let me get the lotion and I'll become a Dave

by NiggerFaggotFuckBoi69 February 10, 2019