David

A tall blonde posh English person who gets pissed for no reason at all.

Sinan: What's the difference between an egg and David, the egg gets laid.

David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)

by ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) February 4, 2018

David

David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems

David we don't have to do that!

Yes we do!

by Problemchild1987 June 2, 2018

David Estrada

David Estrada is funny, cute, and loving. He may deserve better than who he has, and he may not be treated best even though he treats everyone with love. If you have met a David Estrada, this is very rare and special. He is your dove on a stormy day and he will light up anyone’s heart.

“ That boy is definitely a David Estrada.”

by Sidewalkkittyhasgonecrazy November 5, 2018

david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

by alphateam123 February 8, 2019

David

David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.

My friend David (my friend has a big fucking knob

by Sgt. James June 28, 2019

David Muir

Born Nov. 8, 1973, David Muir is the evening news anchor for ABC's flagship broadcast, "World News Tonight with David Muir," as of September 2, 2014. He has been called the "Brad Pitt of the evening news" and was named one of People's "Sexiest Men Alive,"...which are just the most interesting "awards" among his many others - Emmys and Edward R. Murrows. Because the truth is told, we all watch ABC see this stunning, gorgeous man who owns America's heart - David doesn't do the news; he IS the news. With chocolate hair, melting brown eyes, and a model physique - don't forget the killer style - David blows up his Instagram alongside his buddy, the darling puppy, Axel.

His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.

The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'

David Muir hosts the most-watched newscast in America.

by DancerHeaven October 26, 2020

Danitz

Danitz is an Angel, she's the most kindest, sweetheart you'll ever meet, if you're reading this by a Danitz make sure to hug her tightly so you never lose her because she's a keeper

Hello my dear gold hearted Danitz!

by JustAnotherWeirdGurl November 10, 2020