twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

cunt

good name for an ex- wife who fucks your boss to get at you..

jokes on you, you stupid CUNT!

by wildcatray September 30, 2009

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 12, 2006

cunt port

A place for guys to dock their dicks.

That bitches cunt port was so wide that we could dock three dicks in there.

by Pipe Line February 27, 2008

cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.

My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.

by stonelotus June 9, 2009

cunt party

Those cunts that park up on the side of the road and have a party. Or just a word for something that pisses you off.

Walking down the street on a friday night yoiu may see a cunt party . Or you make a mistake and exclaim "Oh what a cunt party !"

by RacHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May 21, 2011

come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

by stiff peeda February 25, 2009