Fire Cracker it

To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers
"I only have lights so imma Fire Cracker it."
by Jejfjw January 22, 2016
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Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.
You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!
by Wadeo June 07, 2017
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Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021
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Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
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covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 30, 2020
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Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 09, 2019
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