Cooltjo

A slang term used to define a person who gets off to loli hentai. They are also a super famous YouTuber who likes nightcore and anime and games and books. They are often found sitting around the tv watching anime on one monitor with hardcore hentai compilations pumping out the other. They often blast moaning noises on their headphones that they cut from their favorite loli lesbian hentais.

Asswipe 1: Yo bro! You seen dat Cooltjo?
Asswipe 2: Yeet! He been slaying anime waifus on my christian Minecraft server!

by SidedVirus Verbage July 22, 2018

Cooltjo

A cool dude making cool music on YouTube. Has a thing for anime girls but doesn't everyone secretly?

Person 1: Cooltjo just made a new song!

Person 2: Ew that guy?
Person 1: *punches*

by Anonymous Shiba Inu July 30, 2018

Colton

Colton is a very unique species. He comes off as a funny, caring, and trusting guy. He is a somewhat talented musician, and he enjoys speeding in his tiny green truck to impress girls. He is also super handsome and very tall. He often says very dirty jokes and pick up lines, and flashes his dick to whoever wants to see it. He seems like a great boyfriend on the outside, but nobody knows about Colton’s true colors unless you’ve dated him. If you have done Colton dirty no matter how small, he will come back to haunt you. He will seek revenge to those who did him wrong. Even if it is his fault for something that went down, he will make an excuse to blame anyone but himself. No matter how long ago the incident happened, he will always find a way to come back into your life. He will make you fall for him so he can break your heart again. He will cheat and screw you over. He will make up stories to hurt you, because all he wants is the worst for those who only want the best for him. He will be the love of your life one minute, and the next he will call you crazy. Colton’s are not who you think they are. And no matter how much you try, you will always love him even though he hurt you many times. Colton’s are excellent liars, but don’t let him fool you. Colton deserves to rot alone for what he has done.

Melina: Oh my god, there’s my ex, Colton.
Sydney: Melina, get over him already. He is a compulsive liar, and you deserve better.
Melina: You’re right, but I still love him even though he hurt me many many times.

by Soon to be ex husband July 30, 2018

Colton

Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag

So I was playing fortnite and had a Colton on my squad

by Gshein August 2, 2018

Coltog

A nickname or insult directed towards someone with the name Colton. Replacing the n with a g is like saying "Ugh it's Colton." or "Colton is a cog."; cog being used because they're normally in machinery and machinery is meant to be used.

"It's fucking Coltog again." "Oh look Coltog! He normally carries a sack lunch, go ask for his."

by ChickenAndRiceFights September 25, 2018

Coolth

a person who thinks that they are cool but in actual act they're the biggest waste of space.

Bobs a heat, but Deobrah is a coolth!

joe: "hey do you know Deobrah?"
sean: "yeah she's a coolth!"

Demi thinks she likes architecture but what does she know, she's a coolth!

by mocoolth November 1, 2018

could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018