Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Cointerfeit

Its like counterfeit but, like with coins.

The man buying the rare coin must first check if it is cointerfeit.
Mila, did you check to see if those coins were cointerfeit before you bought them?

by Xiwa June 11, 2019

Colten

the soccer mom of the group who conveniently the same height as every tree they walk by. Carries a large bag of meatballs under his coat at all times. Will eat whole carrots out the bag while on break

1: who’s that tall dude chomping on the meatballs?
2: Colten

by tickled pickle November 23, 2021

Nickel Coated

To be banned without question.
Totally hunky guy
to be a sexual icon

WOW look at me I'm just like Nickel Coated.

YOU'RE BANNED

by fleegle wilson September 2, 2004

lee center

A small town outside of Rome NY where vouluantar firefighters hangout ,get drunk , play midnight kickball at their Fielddays and fight people from Taberg

It's midnight let's go lee center and play kickball

by Mr Cheeto June 22, 2017

Cruff Center

In Jamaica there is a place known as the JUTC Transport Center aka The Cruff Center, where people of Jamaica take public buses to there various destinations. This place is located in Half Way Tree which contains most of the Jamaican cruffs. This is the place you want to be if you want to smell the foulest odors from humans, get robbed, beat up, stabbed, shot etc... This place is a three way disaster. Either you get robbed, you get hurt or you end up smelling bad. Avoid at all cost.

Yo, yah go park?

no enuh G mi nah touch dah cruff center deh ute.

by unanimous0 March 4, 2019