Chocolate Penis

Someone with a peruvian accent trying to say "Chocolate Peanuts".

Can youa please gimme somea that chocolate penis.

by luvdairish February 21, 2009

Chocolate Milk

The ultimate beverage.

I consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

chocolate fingers

sliding fingers up someones anal passage (form of intercourse)

C'mon let's play chocolate fingers

by Fondor May 18, 2005

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

chocolate forehead

noun - occurs when two people are engaged in a 69 sexual position, and the person on top unexpectedly defecates on the other person's forehead

Me and this girl were going at it in a 69 the other night, she was on top, and the next thing I know, she gives me the ol' chocolate forehead.

by The Dangerous Joe Crede August 4, 2007

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007