Cleanskin

A pleasant shit, thats easy to pass, that you didnt have to wipe for. Unfortunately, they are infrequent, so one must cherish the moment when blessed.

Person 1: "Dude i just had a cleanskin, when i wiped there was nothing on the toilet paper"

Person 2: "I fucking love those Terry Urds"

by Jooiiiiimmmmms January 3, 2010

self cleaning oven

When a person farts in the shower, and the steam from the shower holds the fart in, thereby surrounding you with your own fart. Dutch oven meets steam shower.

"I gave myself a self cleaning oven in the shower today. I disgust myself."

by stinkycheeseman1 March 4, 2010

clean

verb, to clean

To kill someone.

To completely obliterate someone, either in real life or in online gaming.

You just got cleaned son!

I just cleaned your soft ass.

by Huge Larry April 21, 2005

clean rave

A rave without the use of drugs, but more fun with the same strobe light, glowsticks, and EBM.

We messed that kid up for his "possesions." I guess he didn't know it was a clean rave.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

vagina cleaner

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

cleaning the hole

when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina

steve got drunk and cleaned his girlfriends hole

by jim April 3, 2005

palette cleanser

Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.

Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?

by Gulstab August 25, 2009