Chocolate Charm

When exposed to someone with Chocolate Charm for short periods of time they seem like a really sweet person to hang around with; cool, funny, and generally amusing, yet this can be deceptive. When spending a longer amount of time with this individual their personality slowly starts to irritate you, progressing into full blown infuriation.

In the same way that chocolate in small doses in quite enjoyable, but if you binge on the stuff it can make you feel really sick.

Jay: Snoogens my biatch, yo that Brodie is one muthafukin' funny dood. He cracks a brother up!!!
Silent Bob: Yo man you wanna watch out for that guy, he has got a serious Chocolate Charm...... Did I ever tell you the story about that Amy girl?
Jay: SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KEEP LICKING MY BALLS!!!!

by Your birth father December 25, 2008

chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.

"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"

by masturvator March 2, 2008

chocolate cocaine

a black man that has the ability to provide great sex that a female becomes addicted

Keyshia Evrin novel "Torn" the character Boss was Mo's chocolate cocaine.

by sexymakeda August 11, 2008

chocolate fire

an interracial relationship between an african american and a whire girl with red hair.

Man, do you see that chocolate fire over there!

by hahavhssss March 20, 2009

chocolategasm

When tasting chocolate and feeling the full pleasure of it and sighing as you taste it, making all your problems disappear. :)

Sally: "Man, periods suck"

Jane: "Here, have this" *passes chocolate*

Sally: "Mmm" *sighs*

Jane: "Oh you just had a chocolategasm!"

by x.Liv Into Oblivion.x March 28, 2009

chocolate road

the anus / butt hole

Man: "Honey, let's try anal sex."

Woman: "Don't think about taking the chocolate road!"

by thread-in-a-rug August 29, 2009

Chocolate Smoothie

To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.

Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.

by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009