Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s

The Roid Monkey could be Captain America

by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020

captain brack narrow

jack sparrow's long lost cousin

yes captain brack narrow is captain jack sparrow's cousin

by uncoolcheese69 January 5, 2021

Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021

Capstar

A person who caps or lies alot

Amir is a capstar.

by PrisonBreak January 19, 2021

Capital B Lesbian

A Bisexual who wishes they were a lesbian. Also called a LesBi

Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"

by ManWithASoupCan March 21, 2021

capitaljazz

An amazing human, your biggest fan and someone who's always hard working.

"see her over there, she's a real capitaljazz"

by froggo king londunn April 30, 2021

Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.

POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”

by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021