Buttons

Male kitten balls. Can also be used for teenage boy balls.

Your son got her pregnant? Cut his buttons off.

by Purr C. Kittenz October 24, 2019

mute button

1. A nice way to tell someone to be quite or silent

I'm sick of arguing with you so just push your mute button already.

by skittles222222222222222 May 3, 2008

Drunk button

A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.

Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."

Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."

Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"

(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)

Me: "High fives are for fags!!"

by Mr. Rickboto October 10, 2009

Slut Button

the lump that grows from wearing a sousaphone/tuba. Named as such because pressing it brings the bearer to their knees in front of you.

My slut button is sore today.
Please don't press my slut button!

by sousaplayer September 11, 2011

Thomas Burton

A fucking cunt who thinks he has a ton of friends, but really everyone hates him. He playes every girl and try's to get nudes from 7th graders🤦🏽 ♂️ If you get a girlfriend you constantly cheat on her. And your voice is higher than I was last week.

Thomas Burton is a Fag.

by U already know🙃 April 18, 2018

Fuck The Like Button

When someone clicks the 'like" button on a YouTube video a dozen times.

Jerry Really Fucked The Like Button on that YouTube video.

Damn Jerry You Really Like to "Fuck The Like Button"!

by SavagesUseDogs_ March 10, 2011

It's A Series of Buttons

What you say when you and your buddy are playing video games and s/he asks you how to perform any given action. Although it applies to any game, it works particularly well in fighting games. Used to express annoyance and/or laziness.

Bob: *Performs Haduken*

Tim: "Whoa! How did you do that fireball thingy?!"

Bob: *Sighs* "It's called a Haduken."

Tim: *Rolls Eyes* "Okay, how did you do that 'Haduken' thingy?"

Bob: *Frustrated Sigh* "... It's a series of buttons."

by -.- . .. - .... January 25, 2011