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Boner

Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.
Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.
by P-Boo March 3, 2011
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Boner Assasin

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!
by Greencow67 December 10, 2010
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Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women
"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009
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illegal boner

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.
I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.
by MR BOYER March 12, 2009
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Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.
As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.
by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011
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boner lines

To adminester a line of cocaine hydrocloride by snorting a line of the subsatance off the shaft of an errect penis.
Oh my god, me and Paul Drozdowski got wasted last night and did boner lines in the castro district of San Francisco untill 5am.
by John eagert August 10, 2007
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Boerewors Curtain

The Jukskei River in Gauteng, South Africa.

The name is taken from boerewors (Traditional South Africa sausage used as a reference to the Afrikaans language) and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)

This river lies between Pretoria(largely Afrikaans speaking) and Johannesburg (largely english speaking).

Boerewors Curtain refers to the river that lies between them, You are going behind it when you cross the Juksei river from Johannesburg and emerging from it, crossing from Pretoria.

The language barrier between the two cities.
We just crossed the Boerewors Curtain, *Nou kan ons weer afrikaans praat.

*Now we kan speak afrikaans again.
by afridaan February 28, 2011
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