Community Cock-Block

1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.

ex:

Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"

Miguel: "Why?"

Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."

Miguel: "Put me in coach"

by RX Absolut April 2, 2013

come to my block

When you want to not so subtly suggest your female companion to bring herself from the middle of the road where you are situated and are currently close to netflix and chilling, to your hostel block, possibly for the act of netflix and chill.

Girl: I'm so turned on right now, but I need to go and stu–
Guy: COME TO MY BLOCK

by cookiejarandbrownie April 4, 2016

/give @s command_block 1

gave one command block to steve.

steve:/give @s command_block 1
command block: hippity hoppity your slot is now my property.

by ISSDefinitions August 11, 2021

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

by tcb master September 20, 2011

Off The Block

Off The Block can be refered to any street in any city. It consist of a group of people hanging out in an area mostly likely a corner or in front of a store to represent where they are from.

1) that's my nigga ju-juoff the block
2) meet me at that spotoff the block

by nesee May 14, 2005

block island

Take the whole roll of toilet paper, and clog the toilet with an impenetrable wad. Now arch your hips, and let out a steaming vile pile of the most foul rodent your stomach can wrestle. This lets the your stinky meatload airiate into the most gut-wrenching treasure trove anyone could find!

When I came into the cabin I saw 2 campers running out laughing, it took not more than one breath to realize our cabin smelled like rotten sewage. When i looked into the toilet was when i realized us rollerbladers had fallen victim to what I had later learned was known as the block Island.

I feel bad for whoever had to un-clog that messy pot of mumbo-gumbo.

by skater jack d October 27, 2006

Block

Some thing that could possibly be knocked-off as opposed to knocked up

That guy was acting up, so i was forced to knock his block off

by AK43 July 16, 2008