Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.

OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!

by Dick Weilder February 18, 2009

Tokyo Sand Blaster

The act of a guy dipping his dick in the sand and feeding it to an unsuspecting bitch. NASTY!

Tony: Yo bitch, I'm about to Tokyo Sand Blaster you!

by Applebee's23 December 8, 2010

Fupa Blaster

When the fatter upper puss area, also known as the "fupa", is filled with oozing, yellow juices (jizz). The pressure inside the fupa becomes so great and erotic that the jizz has to "cum". The fupa juice is expelled from the large twat/cooter in a blast-like manner. This is known as a fupa blaster, commonly seen in prostitutes and whore-like girls.

Damn! That trick has a niceee fupa blaster. I wonder how far it can shoot?

by billie cum jean July 1, 2011

Face-blaster

Someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.

A Faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. They often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. Leave comments like "i loooove u girl!!!" and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.

"That chick Keely is a Face-blaster"
"Deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo albums just this week!!"

by deurf February 4, 2010

byzantine beater

The act of first taking a massive shit into the girls mouth and making her keep it in there while you absolutley pound her in the ass with your cock. If the shit fails to stay in her mouth, you stop fucking her and punch her in the face and shit in her mouth again. she must last at least 5 minutes with the "chocolate" in her mouth.

"Damn todd, last night i broke tiffany's nose while giving her a byzantine beater."

by jim pailer November 20, 2007

beastess

a female beast

I am a sezzy beastess

by Jenny October 16, 2003

Australian Booger Blaster

the act of ejaculating into your partner's nostril.

man 1: "man, that ho i was with last night said i couldn't cum in her mouth so at the last second i pulled out and gave her an Australian Booger Blaster."

man 2: "shit that's nasty. she's gonna be smellin your seed for a week!"

by magellon February 16, 2009