autotunerific

Autotunerific (Adjective) : When a song is overly autotuned, causing it to sound very unappealing. Often used to describe mainstream songs.

Dude, that new Black Eyed Peas song is autotunerific; if I hear it ONE MORE TIME I'ma throw my radio out the freakin' window.

by 1337shane9001 October 6, 2011

autocowreck

When your iPhone 'autocorrect' function 'corrects' something that wasn't wrong into something totally different.

A: Dad, i thouhgt grandma would be coming over for Thanksgiving
B: Son, grandma's in the grave..
A: What??

B: Autocowreck.. she's in the garage.

by StefanosFountakis November 28, 2011

autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles

"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

autoretardification

When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.

Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.

by Beacock April 19, 2013

autocapped

The spontaneous need to punch someone you despise in the face, giving them 2 black eyes.

I ran into that ChickenFucker and autocapped his ass. That'll teach him to keep me waiting for 23 minutes.

by Shartslang September 12, 2013

autocorettes

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.

John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!

by Trevski October 5, 2013

autocorruption

Inadvertently making a rude text remark through the auto correct function.

Lisa's text included an inadvertent autocorruption when she texted her boyfriend that she liked the character dildo when she really meant Bilbao.

by Ttlone6 January 6, 2014