Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.

by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018

in the abstract

When you talk or think about something in the abstract, you talk or think about it in a general way, rather than considering particular things or events.

I like dogs in the abstract, but I can't bear this one.

by George Chiao May 27, 2019

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”

by Dababy’s baby October 18, 2019

Hulu and absorb

A variation of Netflix and chill made specifically for kinky individuals that prefer male-to-male and/or female-to-female action.

*Mother calls son*
Mother: What are you up to?
Son: I am really busy. I am about to Hulu and absorb.
Mom: Okay

by Queefology March 1, 2020

Creamy Heel Abscess

A term of endearment, or an insult depending on the usage.

Man, Delaney is such a creamy heel abscess. :/
Or

I love you baby, my little creamy heel abscess

by DavidCassidy February 15, 2021

U get absolute 0 Bitches

You Get 0 Play

Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at

by Nathan0.o TT April 8, 2022

abstinence

Something a masochist would do.

He was sad and bored because he engaged in abstinence.

by Lexington April 1, 2005