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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.
Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.
by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014
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Multi-teching

the act of using many electronic items at once.
She was multi-teching, playing on her computer, texting nd watching TV at the same time
by pistachio53 March 6, 2011
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Tech

Used to describe an insanely skilled COD Player that can make a girl finish in bed super fast while finding the gspot. First instance of Tech was seen by a gamer named Pluto
by ViperX216 August 22, 2025
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Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".
See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.
by fingerboard god June 2, 2022
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lash tech music

Music for soft niggas. Music you listen to while getting nails did, eyelashes done, or sucking on a hookah pipe with your eyes closed.
“these niggas done dropped 21 songs of pure Lash tech music and you finna have bum ass niggas calling this shi hard man i hate it here

-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)
by BeeEmmDee February 17, 2025
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Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it
This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!
by techmas2022 January 11, 2022
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