Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool

My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

by DianeSimmons September 13, 2022

wankers

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall

Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

Wax Wanker

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .

"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)

by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014

wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 14, 2022

wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act

that kid is wankers rage

by Poshkan February 20, 2024