Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

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San Francisco White Fish

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.

Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020

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I know what you are

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the “homophobic dog” meme lore.

“i know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)

by ivyisliving August 5, 2022

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graphics whore

An Xbox or Playstation fanboy, thinking graphics and horsepower equal everything.

Xbox fanboy: We shuld laff at teh Wii U cuz it haz no gaymz ore online ore moshun cuntrull!!1

Playstation fanboy: It dun hav grafices eivor!!1

Nintendo gamer: Fucking graphics whores.

by picklestein May 2, 2015

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White Privilege

A term created by liberals to distract black Americans from the failed policies of the Democrat Party that have destroyed their communities for decades.

A white person has a better chance of being successful than minorities because of white privilege.

by Iron Clad Truth September 20, 2022

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