Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

unchanish

not like Jackie Chan

the fat clown was very unchanish

by blarg October 3, 2003

Uncockblockable

Adjective;

unable to be cock blocked.

"Mane that boy Rell is uncockblockable."

by Jerrell April 21, 2006

Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008

UNCOMFORTFULL

The feeling of being uncomfortably full. Usually associated with holiday meals, all you can eat buffetts, and chinese food.

I should not have had the last peice of sweet and sour pork because now i am uncomfortfull.

by LennynKarl May 2, 2009

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

uncommunicational

being unable to communicate via text message or facebook chat or just in general.

ugh!!! that matt is soooo uncommunicational!!!!!

by tanner0007 September 19, 2009