toasteritarian

One who worships the toaster

She is a toasteritarian

by Kei October 17, 2003

queef toaster

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

by D nards September 5, 2011

Dirty Twister

When a girl shits on your dick then gives you handjob with the shit on your dick

She was riding me but accidentally shat on it so she gave a Dirty Twister and finished

by foil7 August 31, 2018

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Toaster

1: a shiny object used for turning bread to toast.
2: that thing on your counter that seems too fly when someones pissed off.

"DID YOU JUST THROW A TOASTER AT ME?!"

by kandyy October 18, 2008

twanter

A cross between a twat and a wanker

Nice hummer, twanter!

by patr7ck May 10, 2008

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003