by Matt February 7, 2004
Get the toolchest mug.An individual who continuously defines and/or calls someone a tool in denial that they are indeed themselves a tool.
IE: The reason Urban Dictionary has over 27 pages of the definition for tool
IE: The reason Urban Dictionary has over 27 pages of the definition for tool
Person A: Wow that guy is such a frickin' tool, man!
Person B: Do you even know what a tool is?
Person A: I dunno, some lame ass punk?
Person B: Do you even know what a tool is?
Person A: I dunno, some lame ass punk?
by CoffeeCore August 27, 2008
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someone who try's to hard, pretends to b someone else, lets ppl use them, is a complet fuck wit, doesn't relise that ppl dont actually like him, so screwed up in the head that there is so much more that could b typed but cbf n doesn't deserve the time
by on behalf of everyone :P October 16, 2008
Get the Tool mug.Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
by Jonahko March 7, 2013
Get the tool time mug.an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.
Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.
by FATJANET February 18, 2004
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by LB30 May 8, 2008
Get the Tulia Tooleetee Lootee Low mug.A person with red hair who believes that just because they can bench press alot of weight makes them a more amazing person.
by Hawkslover July 14, 2009
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