M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*
F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
by InDedede July 04, 2022
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 03, 2018
The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 02, 2023
Shafty Nut is hot asf
by Jesuslations January 04, 2021
When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
by Olivera January 22, 2021