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cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love
Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.
by Jen December 28, 2004
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Cock Polish

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee
After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"
by The Rockit February 10, 2010
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cock gloss

When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.
Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.
by justin and chris August 19, 2006
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rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.
As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.
by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004
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Cock Salute

Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.

EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
by seed323 February 25, 2010
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Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009
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Crown Cock

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.
Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.
by The nasty one November 6, 2007
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